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A ugly horny male who likes gay sex with males called Jack and John he has a small penis but Jack and John don’t care they like small dick
U so Simba
Simba is the nicest most adorable kitten in the world may 28th she's turning 1!!! She is the best pet I could ever have!
Her eyes are a beautiful yellow and green, and she loves to massage people!! Its a shame you idnt adopt her before aI did!
'Simba come here!'
A cat who is also ginger and eats his owners toes in the middle of the night
Person1:Omg is that a cat
Person:2 y’a that’s simba
When you have intercourse with a girl on her period and she squirts blood on your dick during her orgasm and rubs it on your face and says "simba"
"me and my girlfriend had such an awesome night, she even simba'd me"
When you ejaculate on the girls forehead then run your thumb across it and whisper simba
when your fingering your girl and she’s on. Remove your fingers and wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba".
After I was done cleaning her pipes, I shot a load on her stomach and gave her a simba.
After starting foreplay my wife forgot to mention she was on her period so I wiped it across her head and said simba
Dipping your thumb in your cum and smearing it across her face as Rafiki does to Simba
I Anointed her with a Simba when she said no and went to sleep