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Siri is robot on your iPhone that can help you with problems.
me: “Hey siri”
siri: “ yes”
me: “what’s the weather today?”
siri: “it’s 56 degrees”
Your personal life slave who always jacks of to your instergram nudes she or he loves frosty the pedo and is very good at seeing certain types of porn
Siri motherfucker
“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users
“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”
The finest, sexiest, woman you will ever come across. You be lucky to land a glance at her. She is loving, caring, and mother like. She often is mistaken for angel, but she a Goddess that brings everyone to their highest potential. If you ever see her just remember to smile and take a hold of your soul. Love you all, your dearest Siris.
This was written by me because not even Urban Dictionary begging a to understand the blessing I bring into this wold. Xoxo
Siris the goddess and spiciest
The literal hottest thing ever. Also very tired of hearing the phrase "Hey Siri."
You know you're self secure when you feel like a Siri.
Siris is know for being a segull, and loving the famous tiktok celebrity named Mattia.
Siri is screaming mymy to the local segulls, and hides them under her bed