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When a male is denied intercourse, once the woman falls asleep, the male then begins to masturbate, once he’s ready to ejaculate he proceeds to spread the woman’s buttcheek’s and ejaculates between her buttcheeks causing a superglue like seal.
last night my girl wouldn’t put out, so i applied some sleepy glue to her ass.
A username of a beautiful women that I love so very much and is the pride of my life
Person 1: wow have you seen Sleepy Norsil
Person 2(me): ya she is so beautiful and cute
When you fuck someone in their sleep
Oh lord Tom pulled a sleepy Pete on jim
A man who is very sleepy to the point where he will fall asleep mid conversation and start snoring. Usually named Regan.
Damn look at that Regan over there, he sure is sleepy. Classic Sleepy Regan!
When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!
Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!
A melatonin placed at that bottom of a shot glass that is then filled with alcohol, preferably Jack Daniels. Will knock you out. Correct: will knock you the fuck out!
Bro 1: dude, where the fuck have i been the last 2 days.
Bro 2: What you talking about? you been knocked out for the last week after that sleepy elephant you had!
When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.
Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.