smarts

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

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Smart

1)Tastefull/Posh. (coined in America)

2)Trim/Slender. (coined in Japan)

1)On some seasons, Gucci is the smartest thing to wear.

2)In order to be a model, you have to be smart.

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smartness

someone that says something stupid

Girl#1: There's 12 planets

Girl#2: Shut Up smartness

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Smart Smart Smit

Art Art Smit's brother; not as well-to-do, but tries to claim he is smarter because he is older.

See also Snart Snart Smit.

"There's Art Art Smit and Smart Smart Smit, maybe you can be Snart Snart Smit!"

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Smart

Described as intelligentor brilliant.but in the minds of others.
S.exually
M.olested
A.nd
R.aped
T.wice

Guy: Hey baby are you smart?
Girl: Sure am!
Guy: So you've been Sexually Molested And Raped Twice?

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Smart

to get head,brain,top,gummies,wig or even knob polishing

that whore sucked my dick for so long i got smart and recieved a masters degree in knowlege she must of been a professer or sum shit

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Smart

S.M.A.R.T. - Sexually molested and raped twice (:

Girl : Dudee are you smart ?
Boy: Fuck yeah
Girl: ROFL, your fucken retarded xD

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