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a sexy group consisting of people from scotland, bulgaria and australia, they are extremely funny and should have grammys
“I was just looking at the Smeg’s Group instagram page.”
“Oh they’re my favourite celebrities!”
A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool
Shut the f*** up Callum you have caviar smeg
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When a layer of smeg is formed in a complete ring around the head.
Damn Brian you need to wash, you almost got a smeg halo.
One that has dry semen in there leg hairs after masturbating
A worthy insult
There go's smeg legs again
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A word that can censor or substitute for any sick/vugar term. It can refer to a tight hairy asshole or semen. It can be used a verb, noun,or adjective. There is no wrong way to use Smeg-mah.
1.We were having dirty sex when i smeg-mah'ed in his smeg-mah.
2. See that girl over there? I pounded that Smeg-Mah untill it was oozing Smeg- Mah
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The act of loading enough smegma in your mouth to effectively gargle it.
I hope to christ that there is no man out there that accumulates enough smegma for another to effectively garg the smeg.
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The female counter-part to nut-meg in soccer. It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a girl's (the victim's) planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a smeg-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official smeg-meg did not occur. I came up with this one circa 1990.
Person #1 "Did you see that girl get nut-megged?"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"
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