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Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.
Hey Ted......Wutcha' Drinkin'??
Oh nothing...JUST A FETUS SMOOTHIE!!!!!
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A Molotov cocktail made in Ukraine
“Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies”
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The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
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Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."
Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."
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a warm smoothie made of poop.
this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!
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cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries
delicious !
girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!
Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋
“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”