snarky

Derived from the Phoenician word snark-you.

1) To be as rch10007 on the famous Max-Zuke forum.
2) The internet equivalent of a ankle-biter dog.
3) To interject random humor, sarcasm or unintelligible statements, never relevant to the discussion at hand.

Let's go for a long ride, Lois is snarky today. I think it's that time of the month.

Snarky

The art of conveying the assholeishness, fuckery, or stupidity of someone or something without using profanities, insults or big words.

Example: "The Urban Dictionary is a resource I can turn to when a snarky and otherwise useless definition is required."

Snarky

Something a certain somebody would instigate to get the other on bad vibes

It's not underneath behind you..don't look around!
What? Shut up being snarky
What's that?

the snarky six

like Mean Girls, but ultra-mega rad and "alternative," except that they're actually just giant losers with good clothes.

- "Those six chicks sure are snarky..."
- "The Snarky Six? Yeah, dude, they're like hot..but they know it. You know?"
- "True dat, but they sure know their shit about eyeshadow pallets"
- "For sure"
- "Bitches"

Snarky-Chopped

To be struck poignantly with a snarky, or clever, remark.

A zinger.

The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.