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A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
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When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.
Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.
Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?
Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"
And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.
When you stick your face in a girls crack and just leave your face there for a long duration. Preferably with a chick with a nice deep ass crack.
Technique: face should fit snugly in the crack... from the top of the nose to the bottom of the chin.
Dude that ass is so freaking delicious.... I could "booty snorkel" in it!
That chick has a juicy deep butt crack man, I would "booty snorkel" in it!
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When a friend is asleep, and snoring loudly with their mouth open, proceed to tea bag them...causing them to choke themselves awake on your balls. This presents itself as a holy occasion, hence the "Bethlehem" in the name, after the birthplace of Jesus.
Jimmy gave Kevin the Bethlehem snorkel last night 'cause Kevin wouldn't stop snoring.
Nick has the taste of balls in his mouth after receiving the Bethlehem snorkel the night before.
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The act of tucking your dick back between your legs in such a way that when a girl fellates you, she's actually kneeling behind you with a face full of your ass.
Hunter's mustache made that black snorkel way too ticklish
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When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.
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penetrating the sphincter with one's schnozola
Pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so Ryan Seacrest's prostate would achieve maximum penetration.
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