The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off
Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.
(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.
At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.
I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success
When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,
Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled
Can’t get it up, failed erection
I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success
When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.
Softies are a roblox style That are so sensitive that if you say cringe on their edit they will say OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE
Chad: softie are bad and this is cringe
Softie:OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE