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The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off
Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.
(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.
At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.
Softies are a roblox style That are so sensitive that if you say cringe on their edit they will say OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE
Chad: softie are bad and this is cringe
Softie:OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE
A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect
Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!
Also spelled "old softy".
Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.
Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.
Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.