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A Space Karen is the ultimate version of a Karen. A Space Karen is a self-important billionaire who habitually violates local, state, and federal regulations without repercussions, because due to his/her unlimited access to economic and political power he/she can buy special treatment. A Space Karen is overly sensitive to criticism and disappointment. Both are enormous triggers.
As Space Karen will complain about the ethical behavior of entities, while himself/herself engaging in relations with violent dictators in oppressive regimes.
In addition to violating laws & regulations with impunity, the key indicator of a Space Karen is that he/she doesn’t ask to “speak with the manager”, instead a Space Karen will purchase the company and fire the employees.
This is the most dangerous form of Karen because when he/she becomes angry or disappointed, he/she can use his/her vast wealth and influence to topple governments or pump dodgy crypto currencies.
A Space Karen can be very dangerous. An interesting fact to remember, is that most James Bond villains were Space Karens.
The title of the article was "Ukrainian ambassador tells Elon Musk to ‘f--- off’ after billionaire infuriates nation with Twitter poll". In response, the Space Karen (in this case it was Elon Musk) threatened to turn off Ukraine’s access to the internet because he was butthurt by the ambassador’s words.
Using two newlines to separate paragraphs, instead of only one. Typically used on 4chan to discredit someone on the basis of being a Reddit user, or derail the conversation.
>uses reddit spacing
>hates donald trump
>doesn't know about /r9k/
Sure is summer
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Arguably the best movie ever made. Written and directed by the creator of Beavis and Butthead - Mike Judge. The main character, Peter Gibbons, played by Ron Livingston, hates his repetitive, monotonous job working in Initech with his buddies Samir Naheenanajad and Michael Bolton. Fed up with his job, Peter decides to see an occpational hypnotherapist who helps him to relax by hypnotising him into temporarily not caring, however he dies before taking the hypnosis off of Peter, leaving him in a relaxed, care-free state of mind which makes for a hilarious movie.
The funniest characters in the movie are definitely Initech's software Engineers Samir and Michael, both of which who also dislike their jobs, and plan to program a virus to rip Initech off for thousands of dollars. Samir dislikes the workers for being unable to pronounce his last name, and Michael dislikes them for constantly referring to the Singer Michael Bolton, whom he hates but pretends to like in order to fit in with them and make them happy.
If you have not seen the movie, I Highly Recommend it.
Samir: "I do not understand why no one in this country can pronounce my last name, its not that difficult.. NA-HEE-NANA-JAD, Naheenanajad"
Michael: "Yeah well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton!"
Samir: "You know, there is nothing wrong with that name."
Michael: "There WAS nothing wrong with it.. until I was about 12 years old, and that No Talent Ass Clown started becoming famous and winning Grammy's."
Samir: "Why don't you just go by Mike, Instead of Michael"
Michael: "Screw that, why should i change, he's the one who Sucks!"
{Enter Peter}: "Hey guys, wanna go to Chachki's, get some coffee? I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it"
Co-Worker: "Uh OH! Sounds like someone's got a case of the MONDAYS :-( "
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The amount of space, in feet, you expect the next person in line behind you at the bank ATM to stand. Most people get nervous with less than six feet.
In Los Angeles you have no ATM space.
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Little space is something that littles go to when not a little. It helps you get to a childhood mindset, sometimes making you want pacifiers, sippy cups, bottles, stuffies, etc. They are also probably interested in little kid shows, like my little pony, Mickey Mouse and others. Little space is totally normal, so are littles. It’s used as a coping mechanism for childhood trauma, anxiety, depression and other mental health issues. If you see a little, don’t judge, just smile.
Person: why do you have a pacifier with you?
Little: oh, I’m in little space!
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n. A person who tends to space out often. He or she does not respond when directly spoken to. The space cadet is not necessarily a person of low intelligence or a heavy drug user, but rather one who is so easily lost in reverie that he or she loses all awareness of the surrounding physical world.
Don't bother trying to get her attention, she's being a space cadet.
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