Hot Spare

The act of taking a full sized dump on a womans face while the guy shoots his load on the womans rib caage

I hooked up with this hottie last nigh and she let me give her a hot spare

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copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

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6 inch spare

An act of cock and ball torture where one rolls a bowling ball into a man’s single erect cock.

Jackson: Dude I fucked the baddest bitch last night

Ryan: I heard she’s a bowler…

Jackson: Yeah she gave me a 6 inch spare. Still feelin it today.

spare tire

blunt roach or joint roach

shit man i smoked most my weed all i have left is this spare tire...wanna change it? hellz yea hippy

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Spare Nob Syndrome

When a person is not included in a group conversation or activity. They are not talking to anyone and look lonely and sad. This puts people off of talking to them. Because of this, Spare Nob Syndrome(SNS) is very difficult to overcome.

To get rid of the Spare Nob aura surrounding your being, introduce yourself to new people of the group, and soon enough, you will become known to said group.

Spare Nob Syndrome can occur when you move school, when you get a new job, or when you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend who introduces you to their friends.

Person 1: Aww poor Gareth, nobody's speaking to him. He's looking all left out. ):

Person 2: Yeah, its a shame. He's standing there like the spare nob.

Person 3: True that. It must be really hard suffering from Spare Nob Syndrome.

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

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special spare

a special spare occurs when a couple, both with commitments to kids and families from previous relationships, organise together time as a romantic treat, be it a weekend off and away or generally quality time spent alone.

"hey, Abe, can you take the kids next weekend? I'm out on a special spare with Paul."

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