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When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.
"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"
smart kid - learning how to play vex 5
'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'
A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...
ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!
When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted
I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula
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To be scraped off of a surface with force.
The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.
The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.
A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.
Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
A spatula made for flinging poop
Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today