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The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.
Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.
1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.
2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.
1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."
2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."
2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."
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When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.
You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!
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Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.
"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!
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Derogatory term for those who participate in butt sex.
The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.
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one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch
Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.
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The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.
John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."
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