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This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.
“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”
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Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.
Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.
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When someone bases their entire political advocacy off of hating a person or group of people with certain political beliefs; people often engage in spite-based politics because of past personal experiences they've had
Jimmy engaged in spite-based politics when he said his only reason for why I should vote for Trump is because his ex-girlfriend voted for Biden.
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A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi
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When a Black man does something cruel or rude to one of his home boys.
not having your friends back, or not being chill.
leaving a nigga high and dry.
the terminology used to call out your hommie when he does something foul
why you being a spiteful azz nigga?
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To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate
She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.
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"Cutting off the nose to spite the face" is an expression to describe a needlessly self-destructive over-reaction to a problem: "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face" is a warning against acting out of pique, or against pursuing revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of one's anger.
"Cutting off the nose to spite the face" : "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face" is a warning against acting out of pique, or against pursuing revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of one's anger.
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