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An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.
Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!
That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
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When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.
Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!
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being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck
1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."
2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."
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The reverse of the Big Bang! This is what has been called the 'Cosmic Katrina', by worried astrophysicists who predict that a large, earth-crossing 'doomsday rock' will hit the Earth and cause a large-scale extinction of living organisms!
This recent 'asteroid anxiety' has prompted the UN to start what it called an 'asteroid defense' program that plans to put into the 'killer' asteroid's rock structure a space 'bullet': a fly-by-satellite mini-nuke weapon that rides on the asteroid using its own 'microgravity' and then plant the bomb inside its hollow to blow it.
PHAs (potentially-hazardous asteroids) are various in size and impactability-risk and two scales have been put to calculate the risk against the Big Splat:
-The Torino Scale (uses a scale from 0 - 10 for regular impactability).
-The Palermo Scale (uses stats from average-sized NEOs 'near-earth objects' over a long period of time, on a scale from -2 - 0).
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The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.
Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.
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The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution
I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.
When you think it's a fart, but it splats
Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.