Random
Source Code
Random
The act of driving through a yellow light right as it turns red.
Dude, if you would have taken any longer squeezing that orange, we would have had to run that light!
12👍 2👎
Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
12👍 3👎
The movement of the bowels while making #2, it could also be used as an insult
Dude1:"Man my ass hurts from that anal squeeze...."
Dude2:"anal what?"
12👍 2👎
When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.
Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.
24👍 6👎
its the most inportant of your many girlfriends or boyfriends, its the you like the most
man i like sarah and rachael but becca has to be my main squeeze
1267👍 564👎
Whilst banging a female you pull it out and preform a bunt which means slapping her on the face with your dick, yelling bunt, then running. After you yell bunt and run out of the room, your friend has to run in from another door (like a closet or something) and jump onto the bed in a head first dive. Have another one of your friends jump out from underneath the bed and call him safe or out. You can have additional fun by calling him out then getting into an argument about it while the girl sits there nekkid and confused.
Dude we totally pulled a suicide squeeze on Jenny from the block.
262👍 111👎
(FINANCE) hilarious term used for over a century in the trading of stocks, commodities, etc. A way in which someone who controls much of the outstanding shares of stock can make a lot of money while ruining those who are betting against the stock.
A "short" is traditionally someone with expertise in shorting a stock, i.e., managing to borrow shares and sell them in anticipation of a decline in value. Obviously, if there are many people shorting a particular stock at any given time, and if they are wrong about the future, then a steep rise in value if the share price will not only cause them to lose money, it will force panic purchases of stock as the traders attempt to cover their shorts. If the instigator of the squeeze is successful, he will have a corner, and drive the price of the stock up to absurd levels.
An unsuccessful squeeze of shorts in a copper trust triggered the Crisis of 1907. That, in turn, triggered the Aldrich–Vreeland Act (May 1908).
The brokers, after awhile, commenced to borrow large amounts of the stock. This convinced the insiders that there was a big short interest somewhere, and they got together in order to squeeze the shorts... They never awakened to the fact that the {president of the company} had sold out on them... {and were totally ruined}
Henry Clews, Victor Niederhoffer, *Fifty Years in Wall Street*, p.149
28👍 8👎