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The act of taking someone else's possession without permission; stealing
Fuck! That motherfucker squidded my money from my wallet!
I think imma squid that guy's laptop.
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A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.
Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?
Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?
Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts
Dennis: STFU! Bye!
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1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.
2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
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A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
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USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
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An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....
-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though
-If they ever find the illusive giant squid, I hope they make the illusive giant Calamari
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A squid is a sea creature found in the sea. Also due to there slimy ways, you can call someone sneaky,or skeemish a squid. somthing like a snake or rat
**james steals corys gatorsauce**
Cory: "yooo was that my gaturade?"
James: "naah man its mine see!!"
Cory: "IT IS MINE YOU SQUID"
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