Turd Station

1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.

2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.

3. A place where you go to poop.

I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!

rape station

A gas station in which gasoline is very expensive. Often the prices per gallon for a rape station are hard to see from the nearby streets, and one does not know the prices until they actually drive into the station. The particulars of a country's petroleum imports/exports or futures are not taken into account when designating a gas station a "rape station", and the designation is somewhat subjective.

Tired of getting screwed for gas, John found a small, run-down Arco that looked promising. As he pulled up to a pump, however, he found his hopes dashed: at $2.059 for regular, he had run into yet another rape station.

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Domination Station

A large amount of humiliation from beating somebody badly in an online video game. Used in a sentence in place of pwned or dominated. Phrase is rooted from two people in a World of Warcraft ventrilo server named "Rushal" and "Bigspeedystick".

*bigspeedystick kills player multiple times*
Bigspeedystick: Oh, this kid is getting dominated.
Rushal: Domination station

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Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

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plane station

Ashley's term for Airport. a cross between a trainstation and an airport.

Kevin:Where is your sis comiing in from.
Ash: Well me and my mom have to get to the plane station at 7 cause her flight comes in at 8.
Kevin: Plane station?

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Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

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Closet Station

The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.

It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas

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