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Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.
I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.
Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.
A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.
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(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff
Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.
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1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)
2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.
3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.
eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.
eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!
eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!
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To acknowledge a quote, person or object that's aspiring or challenging without using a detailed description, to the extent of having an 'alleged' stiff member occur.
First Person:"What did you get for the exam last week?"
Second Person:"I got an A"
First Person: "So stiff"
Or,
First Person: "Did a lot of reps at the gym, just have a look at them"
Second Person: "Wow"
Third Person: "Challenge you to a push up contest ?"
First Person: "Yeah, i'll beat you, so stiff
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A band comprised for four extremely talented musicians. The gorgeous guys are:
James Flannigan - vocals, guitar
Charlie Wride - lead guitar
Matt Harris - bass
Tom Slaytor - drums
The band, formed in the UK, was created for the movie Angus, Thongs, and Pefect Snogging. The movie itself is based off of a popular book series by Louise Rennison.
What sets these four guys apart from the rest, is the unique way in which they began making music as an actual band. Although the original reason they got together was to play the part of a fictional band, they soon realized they got on well enough to create the band in real life. The totally cool lads are now out making awesome music.
To fall in love with the Stiff Dylans, visit their myspace page and listen to their work. To learn more about the band, visit their own webpage at http://www.stiffdylansmusic.com/artistpagelayout.php
A conversation between myself and a friend:
"OMG you read those books too! They are hilarious."
"Haha yeah they are my fav. Did you know they're making a movie out of it?"
"No way! When did that happen?"
"I dont know, I just saw it on the internet. And the Stiff Dylans are a real band! I'm on their myspace."
"That fucking awesome"
"They are amazing."
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Someone who has thick beefy vaginal walls.
Oh Baby I can't get it in...you have stiff pussy girrrl
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