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This is when your man has your legs bent and back touching the floor with your chin against your chest he's standing over top of you plunging the rod in straight up and down like North and South not East and West we call this distort stab because of the way he has to spread his legs apart and plunge up and down
I think I'm going to do the stork stab on my partner tonight
The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.
Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.
When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc
The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest
When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.
Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.
When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be
(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)
Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.
The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.
Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.