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When you give your lover a facial, scream, "Boom! Head-shot!"
Often performed at random times on unsuspecting victims.
Susan left Jimmy because he kept giving her the counter strike during Wheel of Fortune.
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The act of putting all availble force into one attack.
1) To fire the whole arsenal at one target
2) To Launch all fighter planes against one military target.
3) To drop all availble bombs.
4) To deplete all potential firepower at once.
5) To fire a broadside.
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Oddly enough, the only game I ever played that it really sucked to be good at. Due to the (supposedly) high incidence of cheating, if you can actually master the basic manouvers of the average first person shooter (weapon selection, map knowledge, accurate and selective shooting) NOBODY will play with you.
As soon as your K:D ratio goes over 3.5:1, expect to be banned from most Counter-Strike servers.
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An individual who repeatedly emails coworkers about their missed deadlines copying their team members and boss without talking to them first.
Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...
Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.
Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.
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1. An online game where a massing of 13/14 years olds congregate to show off whose voice is developing quicker.
2. Game where if someone has a positive score in a match, he is spammed with clan invites from the shitties of Leaders.
3. An exciting online game where Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists give fight to eachother with characters wielding AK-47s and an undeveloped voice.
4. Those where the lifeless hang out and accuse eachother of having an aimbot and threatening to turn their programs on. They often whine to admin about this, asking for boots.. and votebans which everyone disregards. When they finally get two kills without dying, then die first on their team.. they throw 13 year old hissy fits and ridicule everyone on their team for a his death.. which came from stepping over his own grenade.
<Start of Counter Strike Match>
Kid one: Alright team, let's move out!
Kid two: Roger. Watch out for Zerging.
Kid one: Will do-- :: dies ::
Kid two: You alright?
Kid one: Does it look like I'm all right, fucker? I just fucking died you dipshit! WTF.. That fucker is aimbotting so fucking bad.. and look no one is fucking planting the bomb.. omfg..I hate this fucking game! FUCKING HACKERS!!1 I'm going ot turn my aimbot on and own them.
Kid two: I saw you chuck a grenade and flash yourself. You killded yourself.. =\
Kid one: Fuck this server. It's full of hackers. <Disconnected from Server>
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In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.
COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?
GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!
COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse --and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!
COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!
GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
COP: Sign it bitch!
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