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A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.
"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."
The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.
Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!
A tall person who keeps teasing short people about how they're short. Alternative is sky-sucker
6' 1" guy to 5' 6" guy: "Aye, shortly"
5' 6" guy "Aight, Sky-Stroker/sky-sucker"
The strongest marine in one piece.
Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up