A ginger black man that had his heart broken by a girl, which at best is 2/10.
Zak "Grace Perry broke up with me"
Big Duff Man" You are such a Zak Stuart"
A phrase used to alert your friends that a person of authority is near by.
BRO 1: YO MAN I JUST PIPED THAT BABE FROM FIRST PERIOD LAST NIGHT
BRO 2: STUART LITTLE!
BRO 1 AND 2: *silence*
A fantastic bassist. Most famous for being Joe Satriani's live bassist and for recordind with Steve vai, it is less well known that he has a solo career of his own and has produced the best albums ever alongside Rush. His style is a mix of slap and pop with some mad tapping bits thrown in, although he is arguably most famous as a bassist for his cover of Beethovens "Moonlight Sonata".
He now has his own Fender signature bass, testament to his skill and contributions to music from the late 80's up until now.
Also, has worked on two Rush tribute albums, as well as doing trio work with GHS. His trademark melody, feel and control are ever-present, and he is regarded rightly as one of the best bassists ever.
"Lol, y00z R all fagz lol1!111!!, M1k3 D1rnt/Mark H0pp8s/F13ldy is teh best bassor eva!111!!"
"get with the program freak, check outsome Stuart hamm!
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A name owned by a badass music teacher
Stuart Welsh is the greatest music teacher to grace the earth
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A beautiful chocolate which is sold in Cape Town South Africa!
It is by far the most delectable chocolate in all of Africa!
They come in a variety of flavors, including chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry!
People's favorite one, however, is the most common sort - a sower stuart bothma - its larger than all the others, and always has you coming back for more!
Boy: Man i love sucking on stuart bothmas, they taste awesome!
Girl: Meh, i think its a guy thing, i dont like the taste.
Boy: But they taste so nice!
Girl: I guess, but all that excess weight goes straight to my butt. :P
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In a sexual engagement among homosexual males, a gerbil is thrusted into the anus of another man. When the gerbil is birthed from the man's anus with the help of some light source, the gerbil then scratches the face of the other man.
"What the hell happened to your face there guy?"
"I got a Stuart Little last night."
"Oh, I see."
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A horrible actor with no artistic integrity. He BUTCHERED Anne Rices Lestat. He knew nothing of Lestat and even got drunk for an important part of the movie. Tom Cruise played Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.
Stuart Townsend does not excel as an actor.
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