suck-a-dick

an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

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Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

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Suck a dick

the insult used when someone roasted you and you dont know what to say

johnny: You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Sam: well uhh you go uhh SUCK A DICK YEAH SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN DICK

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National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

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suck a dick

what you should do right now

go suck a dick jerry

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Sucking dick and taking names

Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.

Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”

Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”

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vape nick suck dick

old meme that died eventually

Mom: Son have you cleaned the dishes?
Son: vape nick suck dick
Mom: Get the fuck out of my house right now im calling joe
Son: Joe who?

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