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what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.
Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.
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When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.
Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?
Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.
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when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.
So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.
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the act of inserting ones testicles into the vaginal canal of a woman while holding her in the upside down cowboy position.
Dude, I gave her a peanut suitcase while she was doing a hand stand. And as she came, her arms gave way and she got a concussion. WOOHOO!
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The vagina is referred to as Natures Suitcase only in situations of concealing some thing they don't want to be found by a third party, aka the "police". This area can hold an enormous amount and is highly versitile, but like any suitcase, a dog can sniff it out and a warrant is needed to open it.
Jenny, we are getting pulled over by the cops, hide my drugs in your natures suitcase!
The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.
Putting a dismembered body in a suitcase and then throw it away in the middle of a public place
-Haven't seen Pedro in 3 days
-I heard he made a Colombian suitcase