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what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.
Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.
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When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.
Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?
Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.
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when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.
So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.
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the act of inserting ones testicles into the vaginal canal of a woman while holding her in the upside down cowboy position.
Dude, I gave her a peanut suitcase while she was doing a hand stand. And as she came, her arms gave way and she got a concussion. WOOHOO!
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The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.
Putting a dismembered body in a suitcase and then throw it away in the middle of a public place
-Haven't seen Pedro in 3 days
-I heard he made a Colombian suitcase
The vagina is referred to as Natures Suitcase only in situations of concealing some thing they don't want to be found by a third party, aka the "police". This area can hold an enormous amount and is highly versitile, but like any suitcase, a dog can sniff it out and a warrant is needed to open it.
Jenny, we are getting pulled over by the cops, hide my drugs in your natures suitcase!