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When a man makes out with a woman's vagina.
Adelina was complaining about how our love life was timid, so I gave her a Swedish Kiss and she hasn't complained since.
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When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead
A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW
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Swedish Welder
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
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n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).
“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”
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A synonym of the word best. The best thing ever.
Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!
Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?
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Freaky-ass numbers station recording. It starts out with some beeps then freaky music starts to play then a little girl's voice says numbers in German... over and over and over again.
I couldn't sleep for two nights after listening to that stupid thing!
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Anyone who drives a Volvo, Usually in Western Australia, and is so proud of their Volvo Ownership that it gets to the point of killing the people who bash their car.
I overtook a Volvo driving down the freeway, then I almost got hit by a Volvo Truck. I swear the Swedish Mafia has put out a hit on me
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