Chloe Swift

Gorgeous, smart, unique, & lovable. Is really good with becoming friends with others. Is very fashionable. Is very lovable. Gets compliments daily. Has one online hater trying to put her down but she always keeps her head up high. Always has that special glow that makes her stand out & doesn't mind being different. She is that one girl who turns all the heads.

Rachel: You’re so pretty Chloe!
Chloe Swift: Look in the mirror, you’re so beautiful!

Oliver Swift

The name of the most downright BODACIOUS phone-headed fella around! Sporting a bright red flannel and an Eircom Comfort for a noggin, you can find local cinema employee Oliver Swift in the most GROOVY dating sim around! Buy Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on Steam for $7.99 today!

Person 1: Gosh, I sure wish I had a monster-lovin' freak of a guy (with just the right amount of transgender swag) for a boyfriend (Preferably one named Oliver Swift)!
Person 2: Do I have the game for you!

Taylor Swift

A fearless incredibly talented young Country artist, who attracts millions of fans to her shows and often performs at arenas that sell out in under 1 minute. Generally hated for no reason by other celebrity fan bases due to jealousy of her incredible success and being hotter than them.

TAYLOR SWIFT won women of the year and is the most charitable person under 30 and the highest earning celebrity under 30, jealous directioners?

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Phil Swift

A fucking god

"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"

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swift sky

a disease which started near british columbia, canada. this disease was proven to make girl's chests flat as hell. this disease has also been called "ikea table". so far there are a lot of girls with this disease. please help make this disease disappear like my dad.

john: yo do you think that girl is swift sky?
bailey: damn bro, i think she is swift sky. we need to get her some help.
the swift sky girl: oh no!

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Phil Swift

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial

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a swift one

a drink/beverage (usually alcoholic) drunk quickly because of limited time.

Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.

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