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The love sword is another name for a man's penis.
"I awoke the fine maiden with a few thrusts of my mighty love sword"
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A somewhat impractical weapon consisting of two sword-blades attached to each other via chain, used in a similar fashion to nun chucks. They are capable of killing with astonishing efficiency - quite often the enemy.
"Nun-chucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea EVER! SWORD-CHUCKS, YO!"
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"
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The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
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A sword penis is a term used to identify a man's penis after he has enjoyed lancing a woman's vagina while she is on her period. Upon withdrawal of the penis, said penis is covered in blood, hence it appears like a sword after it has been removed from a deep, incisive, bloody wound.
Keelay.
Example Sentence: I left her limp and bloody. And all she could say in her ecstatic, wounded stupor was, "Thank you, Sword Penis. Like Jesus before me, you have Knighted me with my own blood."
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1. A weapon of great power.
2. The subject of Rhapsody's song, "Emerald Sword"
3. An object with the glory, the power, to win the black lord.
For the king, for the land, for the mountains, for the green valleys where dragons fly, for the glory, the power, to win the black lord, i will search for the Emerald Sword!
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One who can deep throat miles and miles of cock.
That bitch is quite the little sword swallower.
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The act of accidentally rubbing your penis up against another dude's penis during double penetration of a woman.
'Bubba and I tag-teamed Cindy Lou and we ended up crossing swords! Nasty!'
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