TA

See also toaster apprentice.
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

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TA

Tiberian Adventure

Noob 1: What's TA?
Me: STFU

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Ta

Short for "ta ta!" Used if somebody thinks they're British but they aren't really.

Person A: Hey there!
Person B: Oh, I'm just leaving for the lift- the loo is one the first floor.
A: Oh. Okay. Bye
B: Ta!

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Ta-tas for now

Phrase spoken by a female to express her wish to a male that he touch her only above the waist for the time being

Guy (having had his arm gently pushed away when he was reaching under his girl’s skirt): Ah --- is it “that time of the month”, honey?
Girl (in a somewhat sorrowful tone from having to disappoint a guy whom she really likes a lot): Yeah, it is… sorry. I’m afraid it’s just ta-tas for now… I’m all yucky-messy “down there”.

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tas

acronym for:
That acronym sucks.

"Bobfoc! You know--Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch?"
"TAS."

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TA

Acronym for "teacher's aid." Synonym for teacher's pet.

Mr. Johnson's TA is such a geek. What a fucking boner-biter.

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TA

tounge action (as in a kiss)

They hooked up last night.. plent of TA!!

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