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A sticky mess. Something unable to get away from.Alternate: Similar to a Catch-22. Damned if you do and damned if you dont. A mistaken notion or misunderstanding that immediately produces indignation.
Talking about un-wed teen pregnancy is a real tar baby
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Radar Device For Retards. Lights start A-Flashin' and Buzzers start A-Buzzin' when a TARD comes within 50 feet.
I took the Tar-Dar to Wal-Mart but had to turn it off because every 10 seconds the damn thing kept causin' quite a ruckus!
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The Arse Hole. Similar to the Chocolate Star Fish but clean.
That jerk last night tried to poke me in the tar star.
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When your dirty whore girlfriend is riding your erect penis, but forgot to wipe all the shit off her ass. Thus, after you finish and pull out, your bat looks like someone smeared pine tar all over it.
That dirty bitch pine tarred me.
She was riding me like crazy, but when I pulled out I found out she pine tarred me. Dirty bitch.
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A crudely refined form of heroin used mainly in the western united states due to its accessibility through the mexican border. Usually very hard but prone to break up much like sandstone, but becomes moist and very sticky when heated to around eighty degrees fahrenheit. Usually smoked off of tin foil but can be mixed with other smokables such as tobacco or weed. Can be injected but due to its gummy texture can cause immense damage to veins, not to mention diseases it is exposed to during its refining process. Smoking can cause mild shaking in the hands, itchiness, and unpredictable vomiting.
John vomited all over himself and his girlfriend after smoking some black tar.
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Someone who has a penis that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.
Shut up you tar dick son of a bitch!
Dude, I hear from your girlfriend you got a tardick!
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To throw a drink and the contents of an ashtray in someone´s face.
Then he said to me the only time a bitch should open her mouth is when she is giving head, so i tossed my cocktail in his face and emptied the ashtray over him.
-Never thought you´d have the guts to tar and feather him.
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