Haggis tatties and neeps

Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food

1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps

Tattie con Sweetie

Tattie con Swweetie is the delectable concation made when a previous portion of unwanted spagetti bolognase is repurposed by adding mexican spices and a genourous squirt of sainsburys BBQ sauce. Then add sweet potato but dont heat it lon enough to cook the sweet potato through.

The Tattie con sweetey tasts best if reheated again at least 24 hours after being formed, ideally in a large systema

Josh "Im so jelous of your Tattie con Sweetie Terry"
Terry - Smug Grin whiel consuming the 80'C Tattie con sweetie

Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly

Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.

After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.

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captain tatty bo jangles

My scrotum

That's a nice Captain tatty bo jangles you got there.

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Going At It Like A Pig In A Tatty

To engage in an act of oral pleasure with uninhibited gusto in wordYorkshire/word.

Eeh, by gum, Cathy lass. Slow tha' sen down a bit. Appen tha's going at it like a pig at a tatty.

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Tatty Blowfish

sOmEonE wHo LyKe GoEs OuT wIt LyKE mOre dEn OnE PeRsOn aT a TiMe. sLuT. s0mEonE whO aLsO maKeS oUt wIth SuM1 dEy ArEn't EvEn GoInG oUt WiT!

GiRl: LOok It'S dAt SluT!

BoI: ShE iS sUcHa TaTty BloWfiSh. WaIt, DaT iZ TaTty.

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