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Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad June 8, 2011


Teach Me How To Stuckey

How to describe someone who can’t be stopped.

We could not stop the QB last night. He was trying to teach me how to Stuckey.

by QB1ndy September 23, 2022


ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.

Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.

by Former Expat October 14, 2022


Teaching Latin

Verb (present tense) To make something up as you go along.
No latin teacher has ever heard actual latin spoken. So in to a degree they are making up how it sounds.

Mike what do you know about sailing, how are you going to going to win the regatta? “I’m going to have to really be teaching latin if I want to win”

“The state shut down my restaurant because of Covid-19 I’m going to have to be teaching latin to make rent.”

by Chicagoguy69 May 15, 2020


teach lennie about the rabbits

To mercy kill someone(usually a loved one) much like how lennie was killed by george in the book Of Mice and Men.

Friend: omg, your sister turned into a zombie!

Me: time to teach lennie about the rabbits

by ticklish-ear August 16, 2022


The Teaches of Peaches

An album released by Canadian artist Peaches in 2000. Also a phrase from the song Fuck The Pain Away, which is having a cultural revival in 2021 due to an epic, upbeat cover on the Netflix show Sex Education

What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?

by godless confessional September 27, 2021


Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

by Mawnster November 19, 2022