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a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. Acts like he wants to hook up with a girl, but gives mixed signals. opposite of a cock tease
Jake is such a pussy tease. he's always touching the girls and getting their hopes up
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It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'
Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!
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n., v., When someone excites your intellect with their acute and powerful knowledge and ability but does so over text so you can't fully engage in a conversation and explore a topic. Then, proceeds to never agree to have a phone conversation, voice chat, or meet over coffee leaving you cognitively in need.
Wow, Steve is texting me about material deposition and electron flow and I would love to have an efficient discussion and enjoy his company, oh crap, this huge cog tease just made me have an aneurysm.
When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.
Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"
a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let her have it
Tough luck girl, that guy is just a frigid fanny teaser...
Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.
We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(
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