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(tEEn-age-jism) adj. In the three (3) years of Canadian Highschool and the four (4) years of American Highschool, there is a path, a way of life in which those who truly understand prevail beyong all measures. More common in males, this attitude, to say the least is to live for the moment. Every step, every day, every hour living Teenagism is never wasted. What you choose to do, what interests you, what mistakes you make and victories you succeed in, all fall into the path of your living. Nothing matters except what you put priority on, you function with out the fear of falling and live for the best moments. Teenagism itself is viewed differently by many people, but that is one the benefits of it. Teenagism bends for the person, the person does not bend for it. When following Teenagism, it surrounds you. Surrendering to the power of Teenagism lets you forget stress and worry, and is even scientifically proven to raise sexual prowess. Benefits are infinite should you choose to believe, and it's free to join! There are a few rules however, to follow Teenagism, one must be between the ages of 15 and 19, some exceptions based on maturity level can be made. To live teenagism, forget that others judge, live, and live. Most importantly, you must be crunk at minimum, bare minimum, two (2) or three (3) times a month. Ideally, between ten (10) and twenty (20) times.
Teenagism occurs in all these events.
Exs.
Ernie got drunk, fell down the stairs, got in a fight, had sex and woke up in India the next day.
Wallace spent his time writing emo poetry and telling people he cut himself.
Helga spent long nights with friends drink a cacao bean mix with close friends and two (2) cats.
Herald got so high each day, he usually only made it to 1 class a week and liked to spend time throwing rocks at cars.
Gertrude burnt down a Starbucks.
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one who is in thier teens. I should know I am 16.
I am a Teenager and a generally honest one at that.
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people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:
1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)
most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:
1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can
relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)
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The act of refusing to grow up, acting like a teenager when you are actually a grown up. Can only be done by non-teenagers. Refusing responsibility and just doing whatever the fuck you feel like.
"Hey John what did you do today?"
- "Ate pizza, got stoned and played some X-Box. Basically just teenaging around."
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A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.
There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.
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They scar the "living shit" our of Gerard Way
Lyrics: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone will bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose.
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Ok, learning time.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.
Edgelord
•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
•food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.
•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.