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In short, they are the worst fucking terrorists in the universe.
-Basic-
Typically they are slender, white, warm-blooded females aged nine to thirteen, even though most teeny boppers are twelve.
-Appearance-
Looks are the most important thing for them in the entire universe. They somehow think they are allowed wear mini skirts with tank tops, which in my case I think reveals too much of their scrawniness altogether.
They wear loads of makeup every day, but the only makeup tip they know is that light pink eye shadow is the "only" thing that looks good on pale-skinned girls.
Teeny boppers usually have tiny mosquito-bite tits that they think everyone is jealous of. They get so excited about periods and bras.
-Language-
I love you, sweet heart.
"kmxmf0f 0oH huNNi*~!!! ilk TtYL lUuUuurRve y00!"
I don't know.
"hmmmmmm idk *shwuGs*"
I think he's totally the hottest guy ever.
"Omgzzz x3!!!!11 Hez ttly hAWt!!!111111 i i i meeeen th hAwTeSt GuY eVAhHHHHaaaA!!!!!!"
Magazines
"Magz"
Manicures and pedicures
"Maniz N Pedizz"
-Stuff-
Want an iPod for Christmas or have one.
Of course, the iPod is pink. Sometimes, but very rarely,
it is white, but with pink rhinestones.
They wear "perfume" that is actually a cheap ass body spray they bought at the 99-cent store.
-Activities-
Chatting online with a 40-year-old man they assume is thirteen.
Shopping.
Gymnastics or dance.
Making stupid little clubs with their friends that end up stop having meetings.
-Media-
Magazines like J-14, Tiger Beat, M, and Bop.
MTV.
"Period" books like Are You There God, It's Me Margaret; Your Body & You; etc.
Britney: OmGAWDzilLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jEnNii, we hav 2 Go 2 ThA maLL 2 gEt a MANi &&&& a PEdi!!!!!!!
Jenny: K, wellll go @ NooN 2MoRRow!
Me: You fucking teeny boppers just don't know when to stop.
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stupid little preteens or 13 year olds walking round like little tarts in slutty clothes thinkin dey all dat.
a 12 year old walking down the street in denim mini-mini skirt and a top saying "little devil".
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Firstly, i would like to correct a few misconceptions that have been made about the teeny bopper group. Teeny boppers, are NOT typically blonde, they do NOT hail from a particular age group, they are NOT sluts (to be a slut, you have to have slept with multiple partners in a short space of time). Now to my attacks on the people who have previously defined teeny bopper. Saying other people are mainstream DOESNT make you alternative. Bagging out other bands for being MAINSTREAM doesnt make you alternative. Naming bands that seem alternative, DOESNT make you so. Not having any other insult to call someone, doesnt NOT make them a teeny bopper by default. Now, i will leave my corrections, for there are too many.
Teeny boppers are people who are obsessed with being "cool". They are loud, and obnoxious, and often laugh at things that are not funny. Sometimes, i have found, they put on American accents when recounting things (not too sure what thats about).
Below are some examples, undoubtedly there are more, however, there are too may to list, and i have too little time.
P.S Saying you want to kill teeny boppers, doesnt mean you arent one. It means youre psycho.
1. Teeny boppers dress entirely in supre.
2. They scan magazines for the "what's hot" column.
3. They don't care if it looks like shit on them, as long as it's in this months GIRLFRIEND.
4. DeY tYpE n SmS lyYkZ dIzZ.
5. They "play" soccer at lunch, for the sole purpose of skanking around the opposite sex.
6. They often have "i love (insert name of most recent encounter)" in their msn nicknames.
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the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to
I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!
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Teenagers; especially young teens who 'follow the pack'. This can mean; liking the same bands, wearing the same brand of clothes and adopting the same slang. This can be spotted as teeny boppers behaviour and not an indication of indivdual taste by the complete change of affectations and habits after about eight months have passed.
Teeny boppers:The current hatred of emo, by kids who are into punk. Also kids being emo, because its cool. Also the fact both groups wear converse all stars in a variety of colours. Although this will date very quickly as Green Day haven't released anything in a while.
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An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...
-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"
Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."
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A teeny bopper is usually a pre-teen, or tween female ranging from age 10, youngest at 8, to 14. They read magazines like "Twist" and "M" and "J-14" and other lame, glossy, faux celeb junk like that. They sit in little snobby cliques, are usually under or over weight, have anorexia, friends of cutters, and like to think they are all that. The teeny bopper natural enviroment is middle school, and late upper elementary school, or early high school. The easy way to NOT be a teeny bopper is simply hate them. They type like this: OmG!!!!LyKe WaT r U doin'? Lyke, WaNnA hAnG oUt ON, lyke, lyke, lyke, omg? Lyke no way! KoOoOLlLlL!! They often wear baby-doll t-shirts that say crap like "Punk Princess", or "Watch Out!" or at the worst cases, "Future Mrs.(Name of teeny bopper celeb)".
Teeny Boppers in my school love junk. I hate them all.
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