Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

Martian Tentacle

Christian Martians dick

“Sydney loves martian tentacle”

Tentacle cunt

A monsterous creature that destroy u using tentacle reap. He will teleport behind u and send u to the shadow realm. He also slapped ur mom and steals ur girl.

He must be destroyed at all costs.

Tentacle cunt:*exist*
Legendary hero:'Begone Thot!'

connor’s tentacle

a term used to describe someone in a lit vamps gc with pure bants and dirty jokes

aye i want to be a connor’s tentacle