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A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
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A tequila that has been set aflames.
It can be done by taking a spoon from the shot and flaming it. A more successful method is to tilt the shot glass then flame it.
Like all alcoholic beverages, the tequila will burn with a blue flame. To notice the flame, it is best to do it in a dim area.
It is very important to drink the shot without any flame. It can be dangerous not to.
It is better to extuingish the flame before all the alcohol burns out. This helps retain the desirable taste.
I'll go prepapre a flaming tequila.
Flaming tequilas have caused facial burns, so lose the flame before you drink!
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My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.
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The act of not cumming even after an hour of chewing the tulip chowder. That is Tequila Twat.
Just like a man gets Whiskey Dick after a long night of throwing the drinks down. A chick gets Tequila twat after a couple of shots. Even though the dude gets lock jaw from going south of the border she is unable to reach volcanic proportions!
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Awesome cocktail, once you had it you won't ask for anything else!!
It's called Sunrise because of the way it looks, red/orange/yellow like the sky looks every morning when the sun comes up.
Also the name of a hawt movie that was released in 1988.
How to make a Tequila Sunrise:
1. Poor Tequila and Orange Juice in a longdrinkglass
2. Add 3 icecubes
3. Stir for a few seconds
4. Add a little bit of grenadine in the middle of the glass
5. Put a slice of lemon on the edge of the glass
And there you have it: TEQUILA SUNRISE!!!
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A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.
Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.
Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night
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The hangover that one has after having a big night involving the consumption of numerous tequila based beverages is referred to as being chased by the tequila alligator. Tequila is well renowned for giving its drinkers fierce hangovers and so the discomfort associated with a hangover from drinking tequila is comparable to getting mauled by an alligator.
Pedro: "Hey man, how are you feeling after last night?"
Sanchez: "Pretty rough, I can feel the tequila alligator chasing me"
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