terd muffin

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

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Terd Burglar

The toilette bowl, bathroom

1) I Got to go see the Terd Burglar
2) See ya later Terd Burglar

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terd tapper

one who is willing to penetrate the anal opening (sphincter); also known as your asshole. *Terd tappers are normally referred as homos

Joe Smoe was a terd tapper who liked to put it in little johny's butt

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terd burglar

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

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Terd Cutter

A fart ripped off that travels around an un pooed terd and picks up the scent.

You smell that? That's a terd cutter.

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terd licker

one who licks terds.

Sparky why are you a terd licker?

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Terd Knapper

1. A person or thing who is a complete idiot that is being annoying in any possible way


2. A person who steals crap and has intercourse with it.

1. -"Stop pinching your nipples in front of me you Terd Knapper, for G*d sake your a guy!

2. -"Yo Momma's a Terd Knapper!"

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