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Terminal Stupidity - The combination of three factors: Lack of knowledge, lack of wisdom, and lack of concern, that endangers the lives of individuals afflicted with the condition, or those around them.
All three factors must continue for a substantial period of time for an individual to be considered "terminally stupid." The condition is often characterized by the attitude contained in this phrase: "I don't know, it don't matter, and I don't have to care."
Terminal stupidity is NOT a natural condition. It is a condition chosen by an individual, group, or corporation - but it is not a permanent flaw.
If the afflicted person or group can be educated with facts; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be informed by wisdom and experience; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be made to understand how a specific situation or decision does, in fact, concern them;
THEN... They are not terminally stupid.
Simply being ignorant, inexperienced/unwise, or arrogant/hubristic (uneducated/uninformed, unwise, or uncaring) does not make someone terminally stupid.
All three conditions MUST be met.
"Those corporate fuckers are terminally stupid! Someone's gonna die thanks to their terminal stupidity!"
"That crazy hippie wannabe is terminally stupid, tying himself to the top of that tree. He's gonna end up dead that way."
"Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and George W. Bush were terminally stupid in deciding to go to war in Iraq."
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The Silent Assassin - The Track Attacker
For years never known to speak to anyone in the media or public, always spoke with his hands
The perfect group show DJ, one that stays in the flow of the group and drops the beat on time; very few mistakes in the Jammaster Jay mode of show jocks
Took the transformer scratch invented by Philly jocks, Cash Money and Jazzy Jeff, to a funk level on "Rebel Without A Pause"
Analogy Time Children!
Terminator X:Public Enemy::Jam Master Jay:Run DMC
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A person who is considered “Terminally Online” is a man/woman who constantly sits on the internet, with barely any outside time, and almost 0 human interaction, other than online arguments
Person A: Hey, have you heard of {Blank}?
Person B: Yeah, that guy is terminally online!
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The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.
He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.
A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.
Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.
Prometheus: What a dumbass!
Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...
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When a man pulls out during sex and shoots his cum into a girl's eye. Her eye will turn red. This is in accordance to the orginal movie the Terminator where the villain cuts his eye out, revealing a red eye.
Yo, bitch you've got terminator eye from me shooting my dick snot into your face.
Jordan's girlfriend got terminator eye after he money shot her.
How can I go out when my boyfriend gave me terminator eye?
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A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!