Thanks Gwen

A new evolution of the Thanks Obama meme. Using it to unironically describe a sarcastic/serious response to someone whose name is Gwen. Why? Because Gwen is the person everyone should say thank you to.

Gwen: Apparently magenta isn’t part of the visible light spectrum.
Me, an intellectual: Thanks Gwen.

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thanks trump

The next generation word for thanks Obama.

I can't believe I crashed my fucking car! Thanks Obama... Wait no I mean Thanks Trump

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Thanks-tini

A cocktail consisting of cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. It is meant to "taste just like a turkey dinner" in a nice, refreshing drink.

Barney: "Hey try this Thanks-tini, it is legendary."
Marshall: "Mmm. It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth."

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Thanks Game

A statement of frustration when it's a video game's mechanics and random number generators and not the player's own abilities that make a situation frustrating.

"Thanks Game for not having checkpoints in the middle of a LONG BOSS RUSH!" Table Flip ensues.

thanks for the trash

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.

Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.

Great, thanks

To get someone to do something for you, making them feel obligated to do it because you have already thanked them for it. It really works! Try it.

Hey will you take out that garbage? Great, thanks.

Awe Thanks

Usually said by someone when complimented. If said “aw/awe thanks” that’s friend zone. “Aw/awe thanks!” Is interested. “aw/awe thanks (ending with a flirty emoji or heart). Means she’s in to you!

Me: Wow Kennedi Your Extraodinary and really Quite Beautiful!

Kennedi: awe thanks!<3

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