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Anyone that gives the outward appear of having money, ie... gold necklace, nice clothes, but never pitch in and always asking for one of your newports, a beer, a ride.... etc.
Im sick of That jewish nigga wearing his gold chain and iced out watch asking me for a newport. Buy your own fool!
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Sex positon originating from the Jewish Star of David where the man spreads his arms and legs in a star formation, lays on his back while woman mounts in 69 doing the splits matching the guys arms, as well as her arms lining up with his legs.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been doin yoga everyday to perform the Jewish Starfish perfectly to maximize pleasure.
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When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.
Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!
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a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot
Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.
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Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.
Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!
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Free ham.
A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.
Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!
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A nose that most Jews have that is a bit hooked down and sometimes larger, though the size doesn't matter.
The only way I could tell he was Jewish was his jewish nose.
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