cum

1-An slang term for come
2-Ejaculation

1-Cum on feel the noize
2-Im about to cum in your mouth

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cum

something all women should swallow after sex, as a gesture of kindness.

Guy #1: Why don't more women swallow cum?
Guy #2: I...I don't know! It only lasts a few seconds for them. We men have to endure eating women out for much longer, and they ain't always fresh and dandy down there!
Guy #1: You think too much.
Woman: What are you guys talking about?
Guy #1: Nothing, ma'am. Here are your french fries.

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cumming

to blast sum cum, lanch your children,lose your load,the penis volcano,the pulse of no return,the point of no return,to paint the bowl,to bob untill you throb,the anorexic cock an orgasm followed by a blast of white gold from your drill

i was masturbating all night i had 6 cummings!!

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Cumming

A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their town's namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJ's Warehouse and Dick's right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.

Righteous Steve: Hey, I just came back from Cumming!

Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?

Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.

Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.

Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.

Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?

Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—

Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*

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cum

Cum, a slang word for sperm, is the clear liquid that men squirt after they reach the peak of pleasure. It contains babies. It can destroy lives if not carefully used.

Oh my dear sweet god, I came in her before I pulled out. (shoot in face)

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Cum

The white shit that comes out of your mans dick after he busts a nut all over your face

Girl: “Cum on my face daddy”
Boy: “ok baby”
Boy: *cums on her face*
Girl: “Fuck!” 😩

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cum

1) Ejaculatory fluid (male)
2) Vaginal fluid (female)
3) The act of having an orgasm
4) A slang word used in instant messaging, chat rooms, e-mails, ect. that is used as a shortened version of the word "come".

1) "Susie, you have cum around your mouth."
2) "Joe, slurp up my cum."
3) "I'm cumming, baby!"
4) susie, wanna cum ova 2 my place?

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