Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

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thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

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thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

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please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

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thats what thetly ed sheeran)

thats what thetly ed sheeran) is the ship name between thats what the mask is...💔 and akdens (secretly ed sheeran). they're really fucking gay.

do you ship thats what thetly ed sheeran)?
absolutely!

thats what tommyinnit said

a catchphrase that makes you want to die

person 1 "i shit you not..."
person b "thats what tommyinnit said!!!"

thats whats up

You dont give a sh*t but you dont wanna be a asshole so you nicely agree to them.

I was playing fortnite all night and beat the battle pass!

thats whats up.