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A football score where Texas beat Oklahoma by 10 points. It turns out in inbred okie math 35 points are more than 45. Bob "suck a dick" Stoops then did what he does best(besides choking in big games) and sucked enough dick to get ranked ahead of Texas.
45 - 35 we won - Texas fan
35 - 45 yehaw we won, im about to go populate with my cousin. Boner Soner. - OU fan
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that time at night where suddenly your heart opens up and you say everything that you wish you could’ve said. should be spent with your best friend in person or via text or facetime
sal: yo caroline do you wanna 10:45 tonight?
caroline: omg yeah i have so much stuff i wanna get off of my chest
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"Order 45"
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Order 45 is the order to send someone to execution when they have done something to anger the internet. When order 45 is issued the person must be killed in the first 12 days of the order unless they will be killed in the Gulag.
Internet: "Commence Order 45"
Person: "Yes."
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To engage in intercourse with a midget in the doggie style position, while bonging an alchoholic beverage.
While engaging in The Smith 45 I puked on the midget.
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An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President President of the United States, especially with the increase in white supremacist-inspired mass shootings.
Dolt 45 declares the mass shootings to be un-American; an irony because this is exactly what he is.
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1. Slang "catch all" term used to describe any semi automatic pistol using .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP), ammunition.
2. Slang word used to describe any of the various M1911-type pistols.
Colt M1911A1, Springfield Armory TRP, Heckler & Koch Mk23 SOCOM, Glock 36, SIG P220, Ruger P90.
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The .45-70 is a very old, very large rifle cartridge. The fine lever action Marlin model 1895 is chambered for the .45-70. The typical factory load has a 400 grain flat tipped or hollow point bullet. This is a fine cartridge for white-tail and mule deer, elk, moose, bison, and bears of all kinds.
The .45-70 is also a wonderful cartridge for use in the city. The large, heavy bullet makes effective kills on Bloods, Crips, Pachucos, and other slime-ball vermin. With the standard open sights on a Marlin 1895, you can easily grease a greaser at 300 feet -- far out of range of the kinds of guns criminals carry.
You do not have to worry about Crips or Pachukes getting their greasy hands on a .45-70 rifle to shoot back. First, pantywaist liberals in big cities do not own .45-70 rifles, so punks can't steal them. Second, inner city hoodlum slimes all fire guns by holding them on their side at arm's length. If a Pachuco tries that with a .45-70, he will bust all his teeth and his greasy nose too.
Belt Mountain Enterprises makes a "punch bullet" in .45-70. A punch bullet will go through a moose, a bear, or a bison from end to end. It will just as easily go through 11 or 12 Bloods. After it comes out of the last criminal, it will splat against a building, destroying all identifying rifle marks. With a good .45-70 carbine and punch bullets, you can begin cleaning up the neighborhood this afternoon. But be aware that pantywaist liberals hate punch bullets almost as much as they hate guns.
Position yourself correctly in the street, and you can get 8 or 9 low riders with one .45-70 punch bullet.
While Greasy Ramon was taking a dump in front of the bank, he got shot in the ass with a .45-70.
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