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A school in San Ramon. All the white kids try to be black. Most of them wear true religion which makes u look like an idiot. The white kids will say “bruh” or have a black personality. If u walk in the bathroom u will smell the dab pens that the kids will geek off of. Just remember they are all stupid white kids that try to act black.
“Have you been to cal high?”
“Yes a lot of white kids act black”
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CAL Premier Division of Cyberathlete Amatuer League. It was added around s10 because of many reasons, but one was because CAL was getting so much trizzafic.
fragger1 : IM 11 YEARS OLD BUT I HAVE CAL-P EXP
fragger2 : shuttup you hack
fragger1 : THATS ONLINE CS THESE DAYS
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A CSU located in San Luis Obispo, far from the egotistical hippy cock-sucking enviornmentalist tree-hugging undegraduates at Cal that have ripped their parents on tuition, gained no practical education, and never talked face to face with a professor or industry.
Hi. I'm from Cal. I like to talk down to other universities using online dictionaries. I picked Cal Poly because they have excellent undergraduate programs in engineering, architecture, and agriculture. I am jealous of their practical approach to education and their small class sizes. I die a little each day I attend another 500 student lecture. I may be book smart, but I can't tell my mouth from my asshole.
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A sex move where the girl does a handstand and the guy fucks her in the ass, while pulling her legs towards him to make it look like he is shooting a 50 Cal. machine gun.
- Remember that girl last night?
- Yeah. What about her?
- I 50 cal.'d her in Jonny's room!
- That was my sister you motherfuker!
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1. Used only by hardcore gamers that have been in the Cal league. (which is similar enough to the NBA for basketball)
2. Expresses something amazingor out of the orninary, so,mething good or great.
3. Done with exceptional skill
4. Is most often used for the 1st person shooter game "counter-strike"
5. Opposite of the term "ogl"
1.Woah Evren is so Cal-i, he just killed all 5 of those guys.
2. I didnt even study and i got 100 on my science final, thats so Cal-i
3.That Kung-fu guy just beat the shit outta 5 guys with knifes,bats, and chains, how Cal-i is that.
4.Did you see how Alemo headshot that guy from long A? He's either hacking or Cal-i
5.Britney spears is ogl and Disturbed is Cal-i.
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A period of time in which a usually unfuckable man goes on a hot streak with women. The success is not due to any gained knowledge or attractiveness, but rather to the application of the law of large numbers by the man in social settings. By trying to hookup with as many people as possible, rejection is inevitable, but you will be able to get a percentage of these people to fuck you. The streak must also be precluded, and followed by sexual cold streaks.
Steakhouse grill dude went on a Cal Streak back in the day
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A used car salesman that had a dog named spot very famous
in the 1980's
Cal Worthington was a cowboy used car salesman that had these ridiculous commercials but made quite a bit of money
Sorry to say it's been a while
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