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There are Communists in the funhouse

Slang from Denmark referring to one being on their period

Student: "Excuse me teacher? May I go to the bathroom, it's an emergency... There are Communists in the funhouse.

by student1357 May 14, 2010

93πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


communist bandit

ε…±εŒͺ, pronounced "gongfei" in Mandarin. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong, benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists

Alex: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! How wonderful for the CCP to have fulfilled Sun Yat-sen's wishes! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!

Lily: Shut up you damn communist bandit! As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is of the people, by the people, for the people!

by 君子FromNowhere January 25, 2021

51πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Communist Manifesto

One of the most influential political, social and economic texts of all time and the most influential one in the 20th century written in 1848 by german philosophers Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. Karl Marx, the father of both Communism and Socialism wrote alongside with his collaborator Friedrich Engels the Communist Manifesto or the Manifesto of the Communist party which is a document that outlines the progression of Capitalism and the detriments of Capitalism on society and the implementation of Communism as the solution. In the end of the manifesto it is advocated the overthrow of all existing social conditions and for the workers of the world to unite and to seize the means of production to pave way for the transition from Capitalism to Socialism and ultimately to Communism.

"The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles".
-Karl Marx
"Accumulation of wealth at one pole is at the same time accumulation of misery, agony of toil, slavery, ignorance, brutality, mental degradation, at the opposite pole." -Karl Marx

Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite! -Karl Marx

One of the most accepted definitions of Communism is the strictly theoretical system imagined by Karl Marx in which all of society, all of economics and all politics are combined into one, perfect, classless, automatic, government-less system based on common ownership of all economic means of production, and social sameness. To achieve this utopian dream, Karl Marx and Frederich Engels wrote the "Communist Manifesto" to inspire violent revolution everywhere.
Communism, as such, does not exist, has never existed, and perhaps may never exist.
Communism has failed so far to fulfill its promise of an egalitarian society based on working-class values.

by Intellectual Investigator June 4, 2019

99πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


good communist

Noun. A dead communist.

Etymology: From the slogan "The only good communist is a dead communist."

Simo HΓ€yhΓ€, was an amazing man who managed to create over 500 Good Communists.

by The Real Tank Man September 7, 2020


Grammar Communist

Opposite of a Grammar Nazi.

Spells words poorly online and fights with Grammar Nazis in textual spelling correction fights.

Its you're not your you grammar communist.

by grammar red cross December 26, 2018

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Weed Communist

An individual who purchases bulk quantities of marijuana and is liberal in his sharing. A Weed communist is often repaid in cigarettes, lifts to 24/7 fast food outlets (where an individual who has benefited from the weed communist's generosity will buy his meal) and by the labour of his subjects (rehydration of the bong, rolling of joints ect). A weed communist also has right to determine smoking order, venue (often close to the weed communist's residence) and concentration of marijuana within the mix.

Daniel: Hey man wanna get high tonight?

Jack: Yeah, love to man but im broke at the moment.

Daniel: No worries dude, its on me.

Jack: Thanks heaps man, you're such a weed communist.

by bubling_water_loveit November 12, 2008

90πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Modern Communist

People who only respect people who have the same opinion as them.

They find everyone who has different opinion than them very rude.

They don't believe in freedom of word.

If you say or write something they disagree with, they are most likely to fight you.
They really dislike hearing things they disagree with.

These people are often American teenagers (mostly female) who didn't experience communism in their country.

Modern communists are called like that because when there was communism in Slavic countries, people weren't able to express their opinions and when they said something communists didn't like, they made sure that they badly regretted it.

Example of conversation:
Person: *uses constructive critism or says/writes any unpopular opinion or something that modern communist disagrees with*
Modern communist : DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!?
Or:
Modern communist: OMG, SHUT UP, IT'S 2020!

Or:
Modern communist: OMG WHO ASKED?

If any person tells you to be quiet because of your opinions, then they are a modern communists.
Example:
Did Charles just tell you that you should shut up because it's 2020 and your opinions aren't cool enough in his opinion?

Then Charlie is a modern communist.

by smallhuman July 3, 2020