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short for a Ferris Bueller day -- in reference to the movie, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)
Were you really sick on Friday or just taking an FB day?
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A kid whos ass smells and sticks to ur seat or anything else that comes in contact with
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Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.
How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.
When one complains about problems on facebook -- and responds to every bit of sympathy; kind of looking a bit cheesy. Hence Facebook Cheesy. Or ---FB CHEESY---
FB Friend #1 : You know, I feel bad his grandma died and everything but he's being a little too FB Cheesy about it.
FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(
FB (Facebook) Whore - one who's goal it is to appear to have the most friends on their profile, even though most are just acquaintances. ;)
Jackie: Hey, I didn't think they were friends.
Paula: They aren't...he is an FB Whore usin' and abusin' his acquaintances to stroke his ego.
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The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
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When you have balls the size of church bells to post something on Facebook that will literally piss off 8 out of 10 of your friends such that most of them unfriend you as a result.
Mich: OMG did you see Phil's post on Facebook? He literally said no wonder we are a country full of P's responding to all the democrats crying that Hillary lost to Trump. Now that's FB sack!
Pills: STD standard