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Engineering, architecture, agriculture, and veternary school in Ames, Iowa. Home of the Cyclones. Beautiful campus filled with attractive women and an over abundance of men. Attracts people that want a good education that enables them to be successful after college. Home of VEISHA, a yearly party in the late spring.
Officially named: Iowa State University of Science and Technology. Not to be confused with the State University of Iowa in Iowa City, a liberal arts academy with a law school and medical school tacked on for good measure.
"You went to Iowa State?"
"Yes."
"What branch of engineering are you?"
"I'm animal science, actually."
"Oh yes, I've heard about that."
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Ottumwa, Iowa is a small, shitty town on the southeastern side of Iowa..
It's called the "City of Bridges" even though there are only three main bridges, they're pretty small, and they hover over a dirty-ass brown river known as the "Des Moines River"
There are like, seven elementary schools and Ottumwa High School, or OHS, is probably one of the worst places in Ottumwa..
It's literally full of nothing but wanna-be preps, jocks, drama nerds, sluts, druggies, illegal Mexicans, wanna-be gangs, and trash
There are such a small amount of "normal" people that attend OHS and yes, I am fortunately one of them..
They tried to build a fuckin' casino here and it, of course, got denied..
They should've tried to build something more productive and entertaining like a "roller rink"..
As soon as I graduate I'm getting the fuck outta here!!
Yeah, Ottumwa, Iowa sucks....
Some people here call Ottumwa O-Town..
Umm.. O-Town is for Orlando and Orlando only..
Trying to throw in some other place's name to try and give a shitty little town a "cool" nickname won't get it anywhere..
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This term refers to the group that screws Iowa almost every game.
"Boy those Iowa Refs just lost the game for Iowa"
"Yea man, it had to be those Iowa Refs because our team is too badass to lose!"
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Glenwood, Iowa is a shitty town full of redneck whores. The best place to have a little fun would be the high school parking hot. The town is full of blonde bitches with the occasional ginger. It may seem like glenwood is smart because of the high GPA's, but don't worry the teacher are the ones doing the work for the kids.
I went to Glenwood, Iowa and ended up getting fucked in the ass by my second cousin!
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Disrespected college football team from Iowa City lead by Coach Kirk Ferentz. After winning the 2009 Orange Bowl, the Hawks have a bright future ahead of them.
Did you see the Iowa Hawkeyes kick Penn State's ass last night?
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a crappy ass town filled with snitches and bitches and hoes. they also have them snotty rich bitches and a fucked school system. it's where every person is a snake too.
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Some little town in Iowa. The high school has something like five hundred people; most of them are rednecks, fake skaters, and scene brats that would shit their pants in terror if they were ever in a real mosh pit. There are five people in the entire school that know what emo actually is. The rest of them are morons. Most of the wannabe hXc kids are in shitty metalcore bands.
Centerville High School (in Centerville Iowa) might suck, but at least we're not skanky Moravia girls or dirty Seymour boys. We don't even talk about Moulton.
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