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The good girls who love to teach and spend more time with kids than people their own age. Everyone loves Kates because they make the best moms!
Your mom Kate is the nicest woman ever.
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Kate
A girl that has to be hands down, the most beautiful human female to walk this earth. She’s got big green eyes, luscious hair, full kissable lips, and skin tone sweeter than vanilla ice cream.
She’s the woman I fell in love with. The woman who I will marry. She’s my Beevee. My beloved. My Rani. My baby girl. Mon Amour.
She’s a mixture of exotic ethnicities and backgrounds. It’s hard to tell where she’s from, but that makes her even more mysteriously alluring. She has a heart that is soft, tough and bigger than the enormous universe. She’s intelligent and knows how to command respect effortlessly. She can dances with finesse and grace. She’s sexy yet she is so modest in the way she carries herself.
One look at her, and you keep wondering about her. Her eyes tell that she’s gone through many battles in her life. But these battles made her even more beautiful.
She’s the full package. Beauty with brains. Sexiness with modesty. A woman who is independent yet so willing to serve others. She can clean and cook to perfection. But who am I kidding? She’s like this in every endeavor she puts her heart into. She’s a woman who fears God, and Gods blessings and glow radiates on her face and in her mannerisms.
She’s romantic, sweet, very mischievous, intelligent, amazing, cute, sexy, loving, and every bloody positive noun and adjective there is!
I’m the luckiest man in the world to have her as my own. And every passing day... I continue to get luckier and luckier. 😍
Friend : Who’s the best?
Me : Kate! She’s the fucking best! I love her more each passing day!
Friend : Wow! She must mean a lot to you!
Me : Of course! She’s my babygirl. My Beevee Kate! ❤️
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The epitome of an idiot. This girl decided to organise her Birthday over a Facebook Event, and stupidly forgot to privatise the event. Within a week, over 60,000 guests from around the world had confirmed they were attending Kate's birthday party at her small apartment on North Street, Adelaide, Australia.
It was only after she saw the attending list that she removed her contact details from the page. She'd be stupid enough not to go on Witness Protection Program after that event.
There are over 100 groups, Pages and Events mocking her stupidity. As of 26th April, 2010, Facebook automatically filtered all new groups with the word 'Kate' in them as being inappropriate.
She has also inspired the on-coming novel "Privatising Facebook Parties For Dummies"
Guy: Hey, are you going to Kate's?
Girl: Yeah, I'm going with a couple of mates on a road-trip
Guy: She's gonna have to make a lot of sandwiches!
Girl: I'll say!
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A happy medium between Ebola and AIDS.
Person 1: My teeth hurt
Person 2: Kate's talking
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Beautiful, smart and pure. Loves kids and are great mothers!
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